Title: Extra Toppings

Author: Deathangelgw

Disclaimer: They aren’t mine.  They belong to them.  No sue.

Warnings: AU, OOC, PWP, fluff, humor, exhibitionism, lime, and author insert

Rating: PG-13

Pairings: yeah right *rolls eyes*

Note: This is in answer to, um, a challenge.  To heck if I can remember who asked. *gets handed a piece of paper from Trowa and reads* “Miriya Sterling” Oh yeah!  Teehee.  ALSO! None of the authors involved in this fic gave me permission to use them.  If this upsets any of them, I’s sorry!  Anyhoo…enjoy!

Feedback: Yes, I do think that is quite nice!  Thankies!

Moonie sighed as she lounged around on DA’s couch and watched the amusing scene before her.  Sailor Comet and Garusan were discussing the different levels of hentainess, while DeadBlush and Luna were telling blonde jokes to each other.  Solo was busy braiding DA’s hair and both were giggling and making comments about SC’s and Garusan’s discussion.  Shaking her head, Moonie continued to pet the purring cat that had taken over her lap.

Catra, who had also been taken over by another cat, leaned over and said to Moonie, “Hey, what’s wrong?”

Moonie looked at her and smiled, replying, “Nothing, just listening.” Catra giggled and resumed watching the others relax and chatter amiably.  They laughed as they watched Vinyl play with the third cat.

“Hey DA!  When are you going to order the pizza?” Vinyl called out as she got up and then sat down by DA.

DA rolled her eyes and groaned as she got up to make the call.  “So, what do you guys want?” she asked as she grabbed the phone and a piece of paper.

“Well, where are you getting the pizza from?” Garusan asked as he shifted a bit to relieve his numb seat.

“What does that have to do with the price of rice?” Lev retorted as she got up to look at DA’s cds and change the music.  Luna and DeadBlush joined her and they soon had Two Mix pumping from the speakers.

“Ai, you guys!  I still have neighbors, you know!” DA cried, exasperated, as she turned the volume down a couple of notches.  Catra and Vinyl giggled when Solo stuck her tongue out at DA, who returned the face.

“Hey, why don’t you do something else with that tongue?” Solo suggested and then giggled.

DA grinned and shot back, “You wish!” Laughter filled the room and DA continued.  “Anyhoo, the pizza place is some new restaurant that opened up in town.  I got a flyer for it yesterday.  Thought we could give it a test run.”

“What’s it called?” Moonie asked as she looked over at DA.

“Um, let me look,” DA said and went over to look at a paper. “Hm, yeah.  It’s called Pizza Gundam,” she said as she looked at the name and then giggled.  All of the other authors there either rolled their eyes, stared at DA, or giggled as well.

“Pizza Gundam?  Hm, and here I thought *we* were obsessed!” Lev commented and the giggling resumed.

DA tried to stop giggling as she answered the phone, which had begun to ring.  “He-Hello?” she gasped out as she glared playfully at Lev.  Lev grinned back and reached over to pet the cat that was cuddling her feet.  “Corazon!  Hey!  Yeah…of course!….well, duh!…yeah….a few minutes? Great!  See you soon!  Yeah, uh huh….bye!” was all the conversation they heard from the grinning DA.

“Corazon, huh?  He’s coming over?” Garusan asked, curiosity on his face.  DA nodded as she sat down again next to Solo.

“Well, looks like we’ll now have two handsome gay guys here!” Vinyl commented sassily and everyone laughed.

“Yeah, you know what they say: The best guys that you ever meet are either going into the seminary…or gay,” DA cracked, which started another round of laughter.  “Okay, okay.  So what do you guys want on your pizza?” DA asked after they got it under control once more.

“Well, why don’t we get a couple of cheese, a couple of works, and some breadsticks?” Lev suggested, taking charge when everyone was quiet for too long.  DA looked around and saw nods of agreement.

“Okay.  Larges? Regular Crust?” she asked and received nods once more.

“What about drinks?” DeadBlush asked and Garusan laughed.

“Don’t worry.  DA has some drinks in the fridge!” he said and DA smacked his leg.

“Cheater!  That was supposed to be a surprise!” DA cried, trying to glare, but a big grin was stopping her.  Vinyl and Luna scrambled to their feet and went to the fridge.  The other authors grinned when they heard Vinyl start laughing and Luna then came out brandishing a Wildberry wine cooler in one hand and a Jack Daniel’s Wild Cactus drink in the other.

“Alcohol!  DA, what were you thinking!?” Moonie cackled as DA made a show of grabbing the bottles out of Luna’s hands and putting them back in the fridge.

“Moi?  I’s innocent, I tell you!” DA retorted as she pointed at herself and then grinned evilly.  SC and DeadBlush were so busy laughing that they bonked their heads together, while Moonie and Catra had a hard time calming down the cats that were on their laps.

Suddenly, the doorbell rang and DA rushed over, followed closely by three furballs.  Opening the door, she laughed and waved in Corazon, who looked at the scene before him with a slightly puzzled grin.  Helping DA grab the cats that were trying to escape, he came inside and was greeted playfully by both human and cat.

“’Bout time you got here!  I was overrun with female wackiness for a while there!” Garusan declared sufferingly and was rewarded with a bunch of playful punches.  Corazon grinned as he sat down in the rocker and was startled when DA growled at him mock threateningly.

“Hey!  That is the Queen’s chair!” she cried as she came over and glared at him playfully while putting her hands on her hips.  Cackles and hoots greeted this and Corazon grinned at her as he shifted to a more comfortable position.

“Hm, that’s why I chose it!” he replied and winked at her.  Laughter once more filled the room as DA sat down in his lap.  Groaning, he managed to push her off and she left to make the pizza order.  After a few minutes, she returned with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

“What’s up, DA?  Something wrong with the pizza place?” Vinyl asked as DA sat down again next to Solo.

DA shook her head and said, “No, the pizza will be here in about 45 minutes.  It was really weird though.  They asked me if I would like to have their special for the day.  Get extra toppings for a few more bucks, or something like that.  But, they never asked me for what toppings.”  She shook her head and they all looked at each other on confusion.  Shrugging, they went on to play some drinking games that Luna, Catra, and DA knew.

45 minutes passed and the doorbell rang.  “Finally!” Garusan, Lev, and Vinyl cried and DA giggled as she got up to answer the door.  Opening the door carefully because her three door greeters were following her, she looked out and then stared.  Solo and Corazon noticed that she was silent and looked at her.

“DA?  Is everything alright?” SC asked as Lev got up to go see what DA was staring at.  They heard a light tenor voice ask if this was the correct address.

Lev got to the door and started to say, “Yeah this is.” but also stopped in mid-sentence and stared.  They heard a second tenor voice ask if they could come in and both Lev and DA nodded and let the pizza boys in.

Once inside, DA and Lev weren’t the only ones speechless.  Standing before them were two guys that looked exactly like Trowa Barton and Zechs Merquise from Gundam Wing.  Mouths dropped and gasps were heard in the near silent room as the two look alikes looked around the room and grinned.

“Your pizza?” the Trowa clone asked as he handed the pizza over to a now blushing DA, who stared at it dumbly and then took it into the kitchen.

“I have got to know…” Vinyl was heard saying as she got up and got real close to the Zechs clone.  He grinned as she examined him and then gently touched his face and hair.  “Oh my god…it’s real!” she whispered excitedly and then jumped up and down in excitement.  All of the other authors gasped and then scrambled to touch the two pilots, who were grinning and patiently letting the ogling authors touch them.

Finally, after a couple of minutes, Solo tackled DA and squealed, “DA!  This is such an awesome surprise!  You are wonderful!”

DA giggled unsuredly and replied, “Yeah, um, I wish someone had told me about it!”

They all looked at her and SC said, “You mean you didn’t plan this?”

DA shook her head and shrugged her shoulders as she responded, “Nope.  I just wanted you guys over so you could get away from RL for a while.  Have pizza, play games, that was about it for the plan!” She grinned sheepishly as she tried not to stare too much at the interested Trowa.

“Would you mind if we used your stereo?  And, please, go eat before your pizza gets cold,” Zechs ordered smoothly, charm twinkling in his eyes as he went over by the stereo.  DA nodded and went over to help them while the others got pizza.

“So, um, what are you planning?  Why do you need my stereo?” DA asked as she showed Zechs what to do. 

Trowa chuckled softly as he came up behind her and said, “You asked for extra toppings.  This is what you get.”  DA blushed again and slowly moved back to sit down by Solo, who had grabbed some pizza for her.

Hitting the play button, Zechs and Trowa slowly moved to stand in the middle of the room.  Deep bass and sensual music began to beat out of the speakers and they began to dance, playing off of and with each other before the now stunned authors.  Pizza lay, forgotten, on all of their plates as they watched the two pizza delivery men dance and smile at them.  The cats took advantage of their obliviousness and began to eat some of Lev’s, Garusan’s and Luna’s pizza as they watched with wide eyes and slightly parted lips.

Trowa and Zechs gauged the outcome of their dance and decided to ‘add the extra toppings’.  They began to slowly strip each other as they moved into each other.  They heard a couple of moans and grinned as they tossed their shirts over by the bag that had held the pizza.

The authors were just about drooling and DA muttered quietly, “Oh mylanta.  I’ve died and gone to Gundam Heaven.”  The other authors looked at her and then started laughing.  DA grinned and purred, “Come here, you cute hunks!  I want some more!!”

Zechs and Trowa laughed as they sauntered over to where she was sitting and began to dance in the middle of their group.  Snapping out of the hentai daze they had been in, Vinyl, Lev, Luna, and Solo began to catcall and run there hands daringly up the dancing men's legs.  Corazon and Garusan laughed and just watched, while Moonie, DA, Catra, and SC took turns getting up and grinding with them.  After about an hour of this, Zechs and Trowa regretfully had to leave.  All of the authors moaned in disappointment and tried to stop them from leaving.  But, DA finally said sadly, “C’mon guys.  They have work to do.”

They nodded sadly and were about to bid them good-bye when DA gasped and ran out of the room.  Confused, they all watched her leave and then come back with a wad of money in her hand.  She handed the money over to Trowa, who smiled and kissed her hand.  Blushing, DA stuttered, “Um, keep the change.  Hope to, um, see you again.”

They grinned and Trowa murmured, “Count on it!”  Waving good-bye to everyone, they left.  All of the authors stared at the door for a minute and then began to giggle.

“I take the obsessed comment back.  Now, I know where I’m getting my pizza!” Lev declared and they all broke down laughing.

~Owari

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